Steamy Threesome: Do.Re.Mi by Frattini

We’ve seen a lot multi-purpose showerheads lately—one-piece wonders that wet you with trickles, sprays, jets, streams, cascades, and waterfalls. Thanks to a clever design by Paolo Bertarelli, you can now have access to all of these pleasurable shower sensations without having to adjust the showerhead, for in lieu of a singular fixture with multiple sprays, Bertarelli offers a trio of showerheads, each with its own signature stream of water. The musically-titled Do.Re.Mi offered by Italian bath company Frattini gives you three separate pieces, making your shower a customized experience.

Do.Re.Mi. Designed by Frattini.

Sleek, Spa-like Showerheads

You can choose any or all of the three steel and brass units, arranging them however you like; they mount to the wall or ceiling. The sleek trio of tubular fixtures is available in three sizes: 300, 400, and 500 mm. They each do something different with water. Opt for rain, whirlpool, or full dual blow—and speaking of full blow, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention part of the reason for Do.Re.Mi’s attractiveness: its phallic connotations. Yes, like many other massaging, spa-like showerheads, this threesome may remind you of a hard, glistening male member—only, it’s more polygamy than monogamy, since Do.Re.Mi will supply you with not one, but three ejaculating sprays.

shower heads, bathroom, showers, faucets
shower head, bathroom, showers, faucet

Line the fixtures up vertically and you can have an expressionistic stoplight, casting water instead of colored beams. Group Do.Re.Mi horizontally and you form a reticulated serpent. Position the trinity in a triangle and you’ve got an ideal showerhead for Masons. You might also organize Do.Re.Mi at varying heights, positioning the pieces so that they shower different members of the family—short or tall.

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