Connect Io Intelligent Ovens by American company Tmio allow “you to COOL, CONNECT, and COOK remotely from your cell phone or Internet connection: anytime, from anywhere in the world.” The 30″ dual model refrigerated wall oven is the iphone version of ovens. If Tmio had the same marketing genius as Mac, then everyone would be standing in line to wait for the newest model–regardless of the price (and singing a catchy tune while in queue to boot).

Connect Io Intelligent Oven. Designed by Tmio.

Connect Io acts like a refrigerator, so you can leave home with a steak in the oven, refrigerating it until it’s time to cook it for dinner. Set the baking time and temperature via internet or telephone remote control, so it can be ready exactly at 5:17 pm, just as you’re walking through the front door. The easy-to-read touchscreen displays show cooking temperatures in large numerals, and allow you to raise or lower temperatures with a drag of the finger. Not enough gadgetry for you? How about the fact that Connect Io is “Microsoft Media Center Plug & Play Ready”?

It gets even better. Tmio’s fabulous technology improves your cooking. You can set the oven to bake, roast, or warm (among other settings), and its temperature-sensing meat probes will tell you exactly what’s cooking. No need to keep opening the oven door to check on cooking progress. Plus, Connect Io uses “true European advanced third element convection.” So you can bake a perfect cake! The oven also simplifies holidays–of all religious persuasions, no less. Besides the oven’s “Holiday Modes,” you can also set it to the “Star-K Certified Kosher Sabbath Mode.” Jewish people everywhere can finally rejoice: someone is taking Hannukah as seriously as Christmas.

Besides the cooling, cooking, and connectivity benefits, Tmio’s Intelligent Ovens boast the “largest viewing area in its class” (which makes it sound like a luxury sedan) and “Green CleanTM Energy Efficient, Environmentally Conscious Self-Cleaning.” A full-size porcelain broiler pan, professional quality oven racks, and the “Largest Oven Capacity in Its Class” make Connect Io a dream oven. It’s a veritable fantasy as a double unit–even without its plugged-in characteristics. The fact that these ovens can be controlled by smart phones everywhere (and anywhere) deliver it squarely into the realm of paradise.